场景:私人内科诊所.道具:一张桌子.二张椅子.一张床.剧中人:医生.护士.病人.                  
医生上.                                                                                  
医生:我是一名非常成功的内科医生,我能训练病人在我的诊所里生病,为了招揽更多病人,我的招牌今天更名为:内科本科诊所.                                                                     
病人上.                                                                                                                                   病人(按摩着肚皮):有医生在吗?                                                                                                    医生:你看有人送钱来了,在.在.在.请进来坐,哪里不舒服?                                      
病人:医生,我昨天误喝了一瓶汽油,现在怎么办?                                               
医生:哦......没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!                                                
病人:不过我总觉得我的肠胃有问题.                                                         
医生:你的大便规律吗?                                                                       
病人:很规律,每天早上八点准时大便.                                                        
医生:那你还有什么问题?                                                                   
病人:问题是,我今天早上九点钟才起床.                                                       
医生:请躺下,让我检查检查.                                                                
医生:有感觉吗?                                                                           
病人:有！                                                                                
医生:什么感觉?                                                                           
病人:有人在按我的肚子.                                                                   
医生:你的健康情况糟透了,您腿里有水,肾里有石头,动脉里有石灰.......                        
病人:现在您只要说,我脑袋里有沙子,那么我明天就开始盖房子.                                
医生:我没开玩笑,你这病非做手术不可！                                                     
病人:做手术?那怎么行,还不如死了.                                                         
医生:这不影响你的愿望呀!                                                                 
病人:医生,我实话告诉您,我在许多医生那里看过病而且几乎花掉了我的全部财产.                 
医生:哎呀呀,我是多么的不走运啊!为什么您从前不到我这儿来呢?                               
病人:现在反正我也没钱动手术了,请麻烦你给我开些药吧.                                      
医生:既然如此,那就先开些药然后再打几针吧,这是治肾的药.这是冶动脉的药.这是冶胃肠药,一共三包,一天三次,饭后各服一粒。                                                                  
病人:按时吃药没问题,可是医生啊,这些药它们都知道各自的去向吗?                             
医生:它们当然知道,好了!现在打针吧!                                                       
病人:医生,你可要当心啊,千万别把针头断在我的皮肉里。                                      
医生:你尽管放心,针头断了是我的事故,我不会要你赔的。                                      
病人:医生,你干嘛用棉花球连擦几次都看看,我不是有别的什么皮肤病吧?                        
医生神秘地说:同志，你该洗澡了！                                                            
病人:这我知道,可三年前有医生说我得了风湿病,请我不要让腿部受潮,所以我到现在为止还没有洗过澡呢!                                                                                      
医生:啊,原来如此!现在您可以回家洗澡了,欢迎以后再来!                                      
病人:太谢谢了,我以后一定来.                                                              
病人下.
护士上.                                                                           
护士:医生不好了!刚才那个病人打了我们的针,一出诊所的门就晕倒了!                           
医生:赶快把他的身体翻个个儿,摆成是刚刚进门的样子!（护士紧跟医生下）         完